The Worst Tampon Ad Ever
I think the ad targeting might be slightly off. Just slightly.
The Worst Menage-A-Trois Ever
You know what else he licks with that tongue, right?
The Best Playlist Ever
That’s what little brothers are for.
Worst Water Fountain Ever
What it lacks in ergonomics, it makes up for in germs.
Worst Take-Home Food Ever
Next time tell them you want it well-done.
The Worst Flag Ever
Someone punch him in the left shoulder; the flag needs some blue.
The Worst Coat Hooks Ever
“You know what? You can just keep my coat.”
The Worst Touch-Up Job Ever
Looks like someone kept all the insurance money.
The Worst Third Wheel Ever
I think he invited himself.
The Worst Bra Ever
They can’t see your nipples, and who’d be embarrassed by giant tufts of wool on their chests?
Worst Loveseat Ever
Guaranteed, he will not look into her eyes while they sit there.
The Best Wheelchair Ever
Worst 4-H Project Ever
Worst Riding Mower Ever
… and this is the last time this grass will ever be this short.
Worst Dashboard Ever
Just get out and jog!
The Worst Haircut Ever
Business in the front, party in the back.
The Best Sibling Rivalry Ever
Completely silent but still loud and clear.
The Worst Thing To Find In Your Beer Ever
No, it’s safe. It’s just a little bit of death. That’s all.
The Worst Nuts Ever
She’s going to need a HUGE nutcracker.
The Worst Vodka Ever
Isn’t this just water?