That shade of red makes it look like it’s from an alien.
But it’s probably cheap so go for it.
For the person who knows they’re going to wake up to vomit in their stocking on Christmas morning.
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All the fun of eating an ice cream cone, sucked out and replaced with batteries!
The only thing worse than wearing your cell phone on your belt.
“No, dear, I wasn’t thinking of ever trying to get away from you. I swear.”
You will definitely never be Team Bedward.
Only because you will definitely get asked about cup sizes over and over and over again.
We put tools on your boots so you can work while you walk, making your slow death that much more productive!
For those who prefer discomfort when they relax.
When you eat this, it will be like sticking a square egg in a round hole.
Mmmmm… that fizzy cucumber is just what the Dr. ordered.
They didn’t even try.
You can feel the holy spirit as it comes in your mouth!
Support where you need it most!
Hey! It’s solar powered!
What? No conditioner?
“Your honor, we thought it was a sasquatch. We had no choice but to shoot him and drag him back into society from the tailgate of our truck.”
What? You mean you didn’t want all of your hair on a tray in front of your face?