The Worst Izod Ever
Toys? Proof of child labor.
August 2012
41 posts
The Worst Centaur Ever
They’re working out the mechanics before they put the costume on.
The Worst Socks Ever
The Worst Art Restoration Ever
The woman who did this was self-taught. True story.
The Worst Tech Head Ever
This year’s iKid is smaller than last year’s.
The Best Military Assault Vehicle Ever
The horns let you know they’re coming.
The Worst Tourism Board Ever
The Best Olympic Job Ever
Keeping a close eye on her posh.
Hello Kitty Gun
Say Hello to my little Kitty.
The Worst Ice Cream Cones Ever
I’m switching to froyo.
The Worst Male Hygiene Product Ever
Hey guys, stop rubbing your leg stubble all over girls’ faces, ok?
The Worst Batmobile Ever
Alfred! Did you feed the Batmobile today?!?!
The Worst Potato Ever
The worst part is pretending you don’t know how to put it in your mouth.
The Worst Recess Ever
“Go outside, run and play” All the kids go outside and load up Temple Run.
The Worst Urinal Ever
Yeah, it looks fun, but what about the guy waiting to use the restroom?
The Worst Lord's Prayer Ever
Our Father, who fart in heaven.
The Worst Recycling Bin Ever
They’re going to cash all those in and buy a new house.
The Worst Doorbell Ever
On second thought, I’ll come back later.
The Best Gingerbread House Ever
… at least it was until the mortgage crisis. Now it’s worth only half what he paid for it.
The Best Emergency Vehicle Ever
It has a stretcher inside for those people who get waay too rescued by the beerbulance.
