The Worst Real-World Ad Placement Ever
I wonder if those places are like Bed, Bath, and Beyond for zombies.
The Worst Urinal Ever
When ya gotta go, you gotta go… in a small plastic cup in your hand.
The Worst Toupee Ever
If his hair ever returns, it knows where to land.
The Best Modernization Of Modern Art
The Worst Bank Security Guard Ever
She doesn’t know what a PIN is, but she’s going to make sure no one sees it.
The Worst Team Name Ever
Half of practice is devoted to coach telling them how to respond to people calling the name racist.
The Worst Siphon Ever
I’d rather see a mother breastfeed her child in public, her eight-year-old child.
The Worst Numerology Ever
The Lotto plant. It usually grows right beside the money tree.
The Worst Thief Ever
At least put something in the basket!
The Worst Post-Relationship Tattoo Ever
Imagine if Henry The VIII had done this. Just a litany of crossed-off names running up his arm.
The Worst Bra Ever
So your man has to undress your eyes with his eyes.
The Worst Tighty Whities Ever
Better packaging for one’s package.
The Worst Drainpipe Ever
So now you’ve seen a house take a leak.
The Worst Packing Job Ever
Surprise! Your girlfriend is a psycho!
The Worst Vibrator Ever
“We just don’t understand why 100% of our clientele is female! Don’t guys care about their teeth?”
The Best Bathroom Remodeling Ever
The only think you shouldn’t do in this bathroom is take a bath.
The Worst Leg-Crossing Ever
Because it’s needlessly complicated. That’s all.
The Worst Sign Of The Times Ever
The early morning sounds of birds chirping and kids tweeting.
Worst Nature Lesson Ever
Yeah, it gets a lot more complicated than the birds and the bees.
The Worst Bat Sign Ever
This is how Batman’s closest friends let him know they need money.
The Worst Burned Loaf Ever
There is someone, somewhere who would view this as a challenge. True story.
The Worst Commemorative Coin Ever
Clinton doesn’t care whether you flip heads or tails. He’s getting some either way.
The Worst Ebay Auction Ever
Well, that’s one signature that’s difficult to forge.
The Best Beer Holder Ever
“No, sir, that’s NOT a beer strapped to my face.”
The Worst Soda Lid Ever
Life is meaningless.
The Worst Reason For Living Ever
The definition of different strokes for different folks.
The Worst Tampon Ad Ever
I think the ad targeting might be slightly off. Just slightly.
The Worst Menage-A-Trois Ever
You know what else he licks with that tongue, right?
The Best Playlist Ever
That’s what little brothers are for.
Worst Water Fountain Ever
What it lacks in ergonomics, it makes up for in germs.
Worst Take-Home Food Ever
Next time tell them you want it well-done.
The Worst Flag Ever
Someone punch him in the left shoulder; the flag needs some blue.
The Worst Coat Hooks Ever
“You know what? You can just keep my coat.”
The Worst Touch-Up Job Ever
Looks like someone kept all the insurance money.
The Worst Third Wheel Ever
I think he invited himself.
The Worst Bra Ever
They can’t see your nipples, and who’d be embarrassed by giant tufts of wool on their chests?
Worst Loveseat Ever
Guaranteed, he will not look into her eyes while they sit there.
The Best Wheelchair Ever
Worst 4-H Project Ever
Worst Riding Mower Ever
… and this is the last time this grass will ever be this short.
Worst Dashboard Ever
Just get out and jog!
The Worst Haircut Ever
Business in the front, party in the back.
The Best Sibling Rivalry Ever
Completely silent but still loud and clear.
The Worst Thing To Find In Your Beer Ever
No, it’s safe. It’s just a little bit of death. That’s all.
The Worst Nuts Ever
She’s going to need a HUGE nutcracker.
The Worst Vodka Ever
Isn’t this just water?
The Worst Mental Image Ever
Shouldn’t this be a ticketable offense?
The Worst Fun Day Ever
This is the most fun they’ve ever had.
The Worst Family Bonding Ever
Can’t wait for one of the kids to IM mom to IM her sister to stop IM’ing her.
Worst Designer Chair Ever
There are dating sites if you want to get in a vagina that badly.